I no longer exist

Ladies and gentlemen! I have deactivated my facebook account! 

It is not the first time, and who knows if it shall be the last. So far I’ve only suffered mild withdrawal symptoms including a slight twitch in my left eye, uncontrollable shaking when near a computer with internet access, and a sudden tendency to talk to myself. Other than that I’m fine. 

I’m told some more severe reactions to watch out for are walking up to people who are doing something I approve of and saying “Willa likes this,” one should watch out for third person references in normal conversation as well.  Another symptom of withdrawal is standing in the middle of a crowded area and repeating the lyrics of a favorite song that you feel apply to your own life over and over again until someone notices and asks you what’s wrong.  I’m fighting it but I can feel the urge to burst into ‘There is Nothing Like a Dame.’ Does that apply to my life right now you ask? Well no it does not, thank you for asking Willa, but it’s in my head and the facebook beast will take anything right now. It’s desperate and even songs from half-forgotten musicals will give it some emotional fodder.